School Story
At the risk of being too reflective, I think I was too full of myself and awkward socially to have had a lot of guard-down-and-truly-funny experiences. I did like to tell stories (some of them true) and jokes, but I wasn't very comfortable in face-to-face interactions except with a handful of trusted friends. But, I do remember being so drunk on Red Mountain Hearty Burgundy up on top of the theater building during Grad Night that I had to wait for several hours--almost dawn--before I could use the rope to clamber down.
Looking back, I mostly now remember teachers who had an impact on my intellectual attitude and self-esteem. These included Mary Lee Glass, Richard Glendenning, and Ron Iverson. I also remember the host of fellow students who I admired and wished I could be like, and the couple of young ladies with whom I fell deeply, albeit temporarily, in love.
Otherwise, I was happy at Gunn and, while I certainly wasn't part of the social core or given to hilarity and hi-jinks, I had some friends, did my part, and took away some valued memories.
Sometime around 1979 I did have an unusual meeting with a fellow classmate, who will remain anonymous to protect her privacy. My C-130 crew and I had just dropped off passengers and mail for a Navy submarine tender anchored near Olbia, Sardinia. As we prepared to start engines and return to Naples a jeep pulled up and the driver told us to wait for a visiting wife who had gone into labor and needed to go back with us, where the Navy had a hospital. When the lady came on board, the navigator situated her on the crew bunk while we taxied out for departure. Since I was the worthless co-pilot on the flight back, the aircraft commander assigned me to perform any obstetrical duties that might be necessary. So, verrrry reluctantly and fearfully, I went back to check on our passenger once we had leveled off for the 40-minute flight back. To our mutual surprise, we had known each other in passing as classmates at Gunn. We chatted most of the flight, which I think helped keep her relaxed and childless until we landed. I heard later that the Navy had put her on a Medevac to Stuttgart, where the Army had a real hospital, and she had a beautiful baby girl. I saw her again at our 30th reunion, where she turned out to be one of the few people there that recognized or remembered me. Story of my life; unless I'm playing catcher for your pending baby, you are not likely to take note of my presence.